For those of you who were wondering, Woman made fire and still has eyebrows. But, for some reason, I think that most of the people coming to this blog don't care about that. I checked my stats today and realized that since last week, visits to my blog have gone way up.
After checking out what has led people to my blog, I think this post may be the reason why. Here's the keyword analysis for my blog:
So, it seems people think I'm some sort of authority on "animal sex". Sorry to disappoint you, guys, but the only non-human sex you'll find here is a picture of a couple of storks doing their thing. So, if you're here looking for something else, you can just turn around and march yourself right back over to Google, you'll find lots of it there. Sickos! Actually, this might explain why my Humor-Blogs rating has gone up. All those disappointed perverts looking for weird sex probably went over there after seeing there was nothing to their liking here.
Anyway, now that all those people are at Humor-Blogs, I think everybody else deserves some help with what they're looking for:
"Is there anything wrong with getting braces at 17?" No, absolutely not. Just remember not to do this.
"To buy or not thermomix" That is the question. If you have some cash to spare and hate cooking, go for it. Handy little thing, really.
"Minka tube" I really don't want to know what this person was looking for. Could it be "Does Minka fit into a tube?" In that case, it depends on the size of the tube. Although why she would want to do that is beyond me.
"Pamplona blogs" Yes, you're in the right place, this blog is a Pamplona blog. Now, make yourself at home. No bulls here, but you may find some bullshit.
"Lolcatz generator" I know nothing about that. I have a cat, and sometimes she makes me laugh, but that's about it.
"I had sex with a animal" Eeeew. Go away!
"Funny plumbing stories" I have exactly one of those. Here it is.
"Dirty joke, where the punch line is welcome to jamica, mon, have a nice day! There's always at least one person looking for this. Just what is it about Jamaica?
"skirt-over-pants outfit and skirt-over-pants pictures" Go ahead, wear it. Do you really need me to tell you if it's okay? If you want to look like an Eighties flashback, be my guest.
"3 second tent quechua" Yes, it really does open in 30 seconds. Don't believe me? Check this out.