I found a Trojan on my computer the other day, and I'm not talking about this kind of Trojan:
I'm talking about a mean and nasty bug that kept hiding all my programs and made my computer run like it had been dipped in molasses. Anyway, figuring out what was going on, running the virus scan (which is supposed to run all by itself but obviously didn't), and getting rid of the thing, took me most of the weekend. And I'm still not sure it's gone, since all these little ads for Trojan condoms keep popping up everywhere I go. Or maybe that's just my computer trying to tell me something. Hey, I swear I haven't been engaging in any unsafe surfing. Really, I swear.
Apart from that little glitch in my otherwise blissful Internet existence, I've been spending my time writing about Victoria Beckham's butt and answering the questions to Zhu's latest ad contest. Last month I won an ad spot on her blog, Correr es mi Destino, so I figured why not give it another try. Besides, let's face it, after being attacked by a wild and ruthless Trojan, I needed to have some fun. And what could be more fun than answering some very tricky trivia questions about Canada, except maybe the sort of activities that involve Trojans (the non-virtual kind)? The contest is still on until the 21st, so if you want to see your pretty face up on Zhu's blog, get on over there and give it your best shot.
But before you do, remember to practice safe surfing:
And if you don't, well, don't come crying to me....