Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Ants, photos, and wild animal sex.

I can now add an invasion of ants in my kitchen to the stuff I have to deal with this week. For a moment I thought God might be playing an April Fool's joke on me, but no, these ants look pretty real and have decided to take up residence in my kitchen. Their communication system must be even better than the fastest computer because more are pouring in by the minute, so I guess they're all telling their friends that my nice clean warm house beats hanging out in the cold backyard. Who can blame 'em. Warm plus food vs. cold and no food, even an ant can figure out which is better. They seem to be coming somewhere from behind the dishwasher, which means we'll have to move it to find the hole and seal it. Just what I needed, when what I really want is to sit down and catch up on all my favorite blogs. If Blogger will cooperate today, I'll put up some of the pictures of Cáceres, and if you're good, and go all the way to the end of this post, you'll even get to see some wild animal sex.
So, without futher ado, here's Cáceres:

La Torre de Bujaco.

View from La Torre de Bujaco.

Haunted house?

Statue of Jesús' Grandfather, who founded a home for needy children.

Night view of the old part of the city.

Night view from the living room (the building is ugly, but the moon was nice).

There are a lot of these buggers around here. We'd better cover our heads.

And finally, the moment you've all been waiting for:
Wild animal sex.

Well, what do you want from me?  I had to get you guys all the way down here so you can visit Central Snark. Go check it out, it's full of wild animal sex. Don't believe me? Well, you won't know for sure until you look.


  1. Wow, that was hot! I need a cigarette.

    It sort of brings a whole new angle on the birds and bees line of questioning.

    Q: Mommy, where do babies come from?

    A: Storks bring them.

    Q: But where to stork babies come from?

    A: Fork stucking.

    Q: What?

    A: Nevermind.

  2. I feel for your ant situation - I get it every summer but my thinking is that it's keeping the cockroaches away because I never see any of them! Beautiful pictures!

  3. i bet all those ants are having hot wild ant sex in your kitchen.

    great pictures! you can really see the family likeness between jesus and his grandfather. what a special bit of family history there. thanks for sharing:)

  4. Wild animal sex? No wonder you don't have time to blog...

    How is it that 15 minute lunch has over 3000 points on humor-blogs? How is that possible? Do I really believe that over 3000 people have clicked from his blog into humor-blogs? Anyway, I did my part to bring you back to the front page.

  5. Good luck with the ants. You may not actually find a hole to seal up. They seem to have a way of finding their way in no matter how well you seal things up. Try Terro, it works great for me.

  6. Now I think we may have to gird our strength for the inevitable Spring ant invasion! Little buggers.

    On a happy note - rabbit, rabbit!

  7. I must confess something: I was only gonna read your first post (just got back to, and my feed is... well, 200 posts to read is a lot!). But something caught my eye. And yes, it was the "animal sex".

    Damn, I can't believe I fell for that. Oh well, at least you delivered something! :D

  8. erik: Fork stucking...I'm still lmao over that. :D

    alice: They're a pain, but if they keep the cockroaches away maybe I'll let them stay. :)

    lime: I'm sure they are, and they must grow up overnight because there are more all the time.

    ve: Well, you know, I don't like to brag... ;) Thanks for your click, now I just need 3000 more to get to the top.

    jeff: Hmmm. Maybe they've invented teleporting before we did. Yep, that must explain it. I'll look for Terro, but I don't know if they'll have it over here.

    g: A late rabbit rabbit to you too, or should it be tibbar tibbar? I think a little insecticide will go a lot farther than strength with this problem, but I will need some strength to move the dishwasher.

  9. zhu: sorry, I didn't mean to skip you. 200 posts? Really? Wow, I'm proud that I got you to look, even if I had to use "animal sex" to do it. ;)

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