I've finally won one of Diesel's Caption Contests. Gee, I wasn't expecting this and I have no speech prepared. Oh, this isn't like winning an Oscar? You mean there's no statuette and I don't get to make a speech in front of hundreds of people (thank God)? Oh well, it's still an honor to join the Caption Contest Hall of Fame. Wait a minute, there isn't one of those either? Okay, I still have a copy of Diesel's fabulous photoshop art and the coveted In-Your-Face banner, so I guess that'll do. Now I'll just go off to do a little victory dance, since there's nobody around to see me make a fool of myself.