A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name was fully visible; but when deflated, it read "Wy". Wendy was delighted with Jack's "special emblem of devotion."
After the ceremony, they went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. Their hotel had two beaches, one traditional and one nudist. After two days of the traditional beach, Wendy suggested visiting the clothing-optional beach.
As Wendy lay on her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he'd bring her a cold drink. He walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the bartender, who was also naked, for two frozen mixed drinks. Jack tried not to stare, but he noticed that the bartender had "Wy" tattooed on his penis.
"Hey", Jack said and smiled, "What a coincidence. Your girlfriend must also be named Wendy."
"Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed, "Mine say 'Welcome to Jamaica. Enjoy your stay.'"
The way my husband tells it goes something like this (mostly translated from Spanish):
Two guys are peeing, and one has "Pepa" tatooed on his penis. The second guy on seeing this, asks him if Pepa is his girlfriend's name. "No", he answers, "It actually says 'Producto de España'." Then the first guy sees that the second guy has "Resopla" ("sigh" in Spanish) tatooed on his, and asks him about it. Oh, that's just, "Recuerdo de una noche inolvidable que pasé en el verano de 1990 en Constantinopla" ("Souvenir of an unforgettable night I had the summer of 1990 in Constantinople) o...I guess there's a version of this in every language.
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